Batukhan Trystan Vygotsky was born on a mutinous December night upon snowswept hard packed Siberian tundra in 1872. As an infant, from his Russian father and Mongolian mother he was thrust into the backpack of a Welsh traveller who saw Vygotsky’s blue almond eyes and golden skin, and who, over the course of two days as guest at the Vygotsky mud hut, was gradually transformed from an honest but childless traveller, into a desperate thief with a longing that shredded all her Christian teachings, a longing that shucked all meaning from every synapse of her conscience from the moment she saw Vygotsky’s perfect skin and eyes that lit like sky the longest of December nights. In her fury of desperation, the Welsh traveller raced for two days and nights on a horse without rest or food to St. Petersberg, abandoned the exhausted and dying horse and took a train from there, and tumbled through unforgiving nights begging for food, and finally made her way back to Zurich, where she gave Vygotsky his middle name.
Years passed and Vygotsky received the ovation of a crowd, and he said to them, quieting their adulation: “I returned in the middle of the night to complete my story. In the hours that preceded, I was bereft of imagination and inspiration. But then it came to me:
My true mother and father were not known to me, but my Welsh mother and Swiss father raised me on a diet of mathematics and linguistics, and I became a professor of physics at the age of twenty six, established the scale relationship between the expansion of the universe and the propagation of economies and human languages, and hence the constant that underlies all the cognitive processes of the human brain, and finally proved the existence of the universal property of analogous consciousness.
But then when 37 years old I was rejected by my lover, my universe was a vacuum of meaning, and every discovery I had made shriveled to the sharpest point upon which I wished to thrust my heart. Then I was forced to return to the beginning again, and I shouted out in vain to the multitudinous night: “Batukhan Trystan Vygotsky was born on a mutinous December night!”
And at first I could not complete the story, for the point upon which I sought to impale myself transformed into a vast fog of feelings, and I cried out to the infinite cosmos: “Would all that I feel could be compressed into a ball for you to crush and shatter, and scatter all over you. And if you would, then there are no analogous mathematical properties of the universe that would dare to fill the synapses of my mind to crowd you again. Come back Batukhan Trystan Vygotsky, come back and abandon the infinite stars so that they will no longer leave you empty again. Come back my lover, come back my Welsh mother and Swiss father, come back to tell me and my lover of the story again of how you took me from my Mongolian mother and Russian father, and how I ended up here; for at last I know who I am, and I am no one without you.”
Then as the audience cycled their tremulous ovation again, finally Vygotsky completed the story with these words, his voice loud with conviction: “Batukhan Trystan Vygotsky was born on a mutinous December night…”

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